I went to look up something
But I don't remember what
It was important at the time
But now I've just forgot

I clicked a link and got into
a reading marathon
Now I wonder where the last
18 hours have gone

I got nothing done
I achieved no goals
But look at all the things I now know

I fell down a wikihole
I fell down a wikihole

Sweater curse, the hollow Earth
Translation of whale songs
Headless Men, Manhattanhenge
And the Phantom Cosmonauts

Bat bombs, King of Kong
Phantom kangaroos
Glass frogs, Moon Dog,
The Viking of 6th Avenue

Aurora Sounds, Boozetown
The mojave phone booth
Blue Book Files, Toynbee Tiles
The Mad Gasser Of Matoon

Phantom Hand, Sealand
Republic of Molossia
Nitt Witt Ridge, Phaistos Disc
Cryptophasia

Fainting Goat Festival
Ketchup is a vegetable

Now my brain is hurting
and I think my eyes will bleed
a link's like something shiny
and to click it's what I need

I know about The Tree That Owns Itself
But I've forgotten my own name
I poured a gallon of knowledge
Into a shot glass of a brain

I got nothing done
achieved no goals
But look at all the things I now know

I fell down a wikihole
I fell down a wikihole

Kottabos, Sokal Hoax
Capgras Delusion
Bell Island Boom, The Max Headroom
Signal Intrusion

Petrushka chord, Fnord
Buttered cat paradox
Kowloon, Ollie Smoot
Trojan room coffee pot

The Great Stink, Drunk Tank Pink
Phantom Time Hypothesis
l33t 5p34k, Joe Meek
And the Voynich Manuscript

List of lists, Jobriath
Bielefeld Conspiracy
I Grok "Life is a rock
(But the radio rolled me)"

The 52-Hertz Whale
High weirdness by mail

Grootslang, Tikbalang
Easter Island heads
Crooked Woods, Tamam Shud
UVB-76

The Gnome of Girona
Leendert Hasenbosch
R. Crumb, the Taos Hum
And the Mississauga Blob

Igopogo, Ebu Gogo
Poto and Cabengo
The Aroma of Tacoma
No soap radio

Wrap Rage, Agogwe
Lost Dutchman's Gold Mine
Yuri's Night, Michael Stipe
Leonard Bernstein!

Petrichor, Belphegor's
Prime number palindrome
Demon cat, Pripyat
A horse named "pot-8-o"

Cottingley Fairies, Lawnchair Larry
And the Flogsta Scream
Stanislav Petrov
And the Mercury 13

Enigma, Sun Ra
The Paris catacombes
Dignity Colony
And the Georgia Guidestones

Argleton, Jehovah-1
Berners Street Hoax
Kaspar Hauser, Thagomizer
Banana Equivalent Dose

Sacred Cod, Mary Toft
The Eye of Argon
Phineas Gage, The Amen Break
Emperor Norton

“Buffalo buffalo
Buffalo buffalo
buffalo buffalo
Buffalo buffalo.”

The Defenestrations of Prague
I've Fallen and I Can't get up!

I fell down a wikihole