Name: PSO J318.5-22
Duration: P00H02M46S
Description: Floating out there in space is a planet that's not part of a solar system. This is its story.

PSO J318.5-22

from Most Moistest Hits 2021 by Kraken Not Stirred

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Floating out there in space is a planet that's not part of a solar system. This is its story.

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Deep in outer space so very far
there's a planet-sized mass without a star
Approximately 80 light years distant
a rogue planet without a solar system

I hope going there is not your desire
'cause it's got clouds of molten iron
The stove may be hot but this is greater
hot enough to melt the Terminator

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An extrasolar object of planet size
How did it get itself ostracized?
Maybe kicked out of an accretion disc
I don't know why, maybe it was a dick

Maybe it posted memes inflaming
Maybe it was into orbit shaming
Maybe it treated the other planets bad
So now it wanders outer space, alone and sad

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from Most Moistest Hits 2021, released January 11, 2022

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