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Monsters At My Door

from Most Moistest Hits 2021 by Kraken Not Stirred

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When the winds are gusty and the sky is grey
And the nights grow longer than the days
And the leaves turn colour and fall to the ground
And dry up dessicated and brown

It happens every year at about this time
They show up at my door in a ragged line
When the sun goes down and it gets dark
They knock to the beat of their hideous hearts

All I want to do is watch TV
But they are out there, demanding to feed
There's nowhere to run and nowhere to hide
So I'm quaking and I'm shaking and I'm terrified

The teeth and the claws
and the gaping maws
And all the guts and gore
The frights and the scares
And the walking nightmares
They chill me to the core
Vampires, zombies, skeletons, too
All the things that I abhor
I've had enough of these monsters at my door

Aliens from outer space
Living dead who'll eat your face
Mad scientists with wacky hair
Sponges wearing pants so square

Pirates who'll make you walk the plank
Evil Robots, Brains in Tanks
Fiends and brutes to cause me fright
all these creatures of the night

The teeth and the claws
and the gaping maws
And all the guts and gore
The frights and the scares
And the walking nightmares
They chill me to the core
Vampires, zombies, skeletons, too
All the things that I abhor
I've had enough of these monsters at my door
I've had enough of these monsters at my door

men of iron and men of steel
Princesses demand you kneel
Awkward, nerdy shy outsiders
bit by radioactive spiders

Panthers black and thunder gods
The butterfly princess terror squad
A demon and a walking carcass
Wizards shout Expelliarmus

Werewolves and a Brundlefly
Lions, tigers, bears, oh, my!
Cheats and geeks and creeps and freaks
Now I'll have nightmares for weeks

The teeth and the claws
and the gaping maws
And all the guts and gore
The frights and the scares
And the walking nightmares
They chill me to the core
Vampires, zombies, skeletons, too
All the things that I abhor
I've had enough of these monsters at my door
I've had enough of these monsters at my door

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from Most Moistest Hits 2021, released January 11, 2022

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