Oh, hello! I know, right?
I look a bit weird in my mask and tights
My name is Deadpool, I'm the merc with a mouth
and let me tell you what I'm here to talk to you about
I'm gonna tell you something as you sit right there
But I've only got one tongue so you're gonna have to share
'cause I promise you that there aint' no finer
super-advice from here to Regina
I'm gonna tell you soemthing that you've gotta here
Let me Careles Whisper in your ear
I'm gonna hit you up with a bunch of facts
So have a chimichanga and sit right back
On those days that you wish you were dead
'cause your face looks ike a pepperoni flatbread
And your life reeks like old lady pants
that's when you've gotta take a chance with
Maximum Effort
You want more advice to a wicked beat?
I'll deliver this one to you right up main street
Look at me here in my fancy red suit
and I'll prove that I know what I'm talkin' aboot.
I'm basically immortal but I look like crap
Like Freddy Krueger mated with a topographical map
Yet I scored that hottie from Serenity
She's no Bea Arthur but she's good enough for me
When you think you suck, remember you got it made
'cause nothing compared to you, Sinead.
IF some toolbag says that you're gonna fall
Break his face like I break the fourth wall with...
Maximum Effort
Four or five moments, that's all it takes
When life raises up the stakes
Four or five moments of confrontation
When you get to unlock your mutation
Four or five moments, yeah that's right
Four or five moments your whole life
Determine whether you'll be gooder or badder
So make those four or five moments matter with....
Maximum Effort
When you've reached your goal, or you've hit your target
And you're the proud protector of the planet Arus
Or you've invented a new doodad
Or you've locked your rival in the trunk of your cab
When you did your thing and you took your chances
And you got your revenge on Francis
When the dust clears and you're still standing
You can do an awesome superhero landing with...
