With glorious purpose, Reindeer Games came to our realm
He came to subjugate, to rule and overwhelm
He came from Asgard via the Tesseract
So we assembled in order to press him back
Me and the Captain, Point Break, and the Other Guy
The Legolas wannabe and the Russian ex-spy
He tried to wipe us out but we gave him a fight
And now we've built up a superhero-sized appetite
Let's get some shawarma
Let's get some shawarma
We stopped the alien swarm-a
So let's get some shawarma
He brought along the Glowstick of Destiny
And an alien army called the Chitauri
We had to stop the adopted mini-Frost Giant son of a king
Just an Earth's Mightiest Heroes kind of thing
No time for Galaga, it was a fight we had to win
'cause there are always, always men like him
I carried a nuke straight through a hole in space
Let's not come in tomorrow, let's just take a day
And get some shawarma
Let's get some shawarma
It's so delicious and warm-a
So let's get some shawarma
