Open up your eyes and you'll see the truth
It's all right there, you don't need any proof
It's written by experts so you know it's right
This guy's even got his own website.

How much more legit do you think it can get?
They don't let just anybody post on the net
You won't believe what's behind the scenes
JFK abducts aliens to test vaccines

And the 5G rays that Stonehenge emits
Magnetize moscovium inside the pyramids
There's a chip in my brain made of titanium
I'm not saying it's aliens but it's aliens

I know it's true 'cause I read it on the Internet
A UFO landed in the White House kitchenette
Bigfoot got out and then he stole a clarinet
He took a coronet and then performed a minuet
I know it's true 'cause I read it on the Internet
Davinci hid a secret code in the alphabet
It's a recipe for an awesome vinaigrette
I know it's true 'cause I read it on the Internet

Planet X is ruled by beings of purple copper
And the Gnomes of Zurich own the black helicopters
The Lost Cosmonauts run the wind turbines
But it's the grassy knoll that is the real mastermind

The knoll developed chemtrails from a viral culture
and then it married Elvis and they started MKUltra
They brought the Easter Island heads back to life
In their Antarctic base where they flouridate the ice

They saved Hitler's brain and they put it in a shark
It lives on the moon on the side that's dark
With the Tamum Shud Man who's been training hard for battle
To melt steel beams and to mutilate cattle

I know it's true 'cause I read it on the Internet
DB Cooper was a radiated marmoset
He and Jack the Ripper wrote a little novelette
A kitten remake of Romeo and Juliet
I know it's true 'cause I read it on the Internet
Aliens produced a killer videocassette
It makes a tentacle come out of your TV set
I know it's true 'cause I read it on the Internet

And the grassy knoll built the pyramids other things
And used GMO tech to grow shark wings
And put a growth formula in weather balloons
To float up to the Hitler Shark living in the moon

He sits up there plotting his revenge all day
And the lizards in the government made it OK
To experiment injecting sheep with DNA from people
And now the hitler shark has an army made of sheeple

They fly to the East pole dressed as giraffes
To the entrance to the hollow earth to take photographs
Of the secret double mini-earth floating up inside
Where the greys and illiminati and the antichrist

Make tiny radios out of the Roswell debris
To put into the fillings that we all have in our teeth
and if we try to pull them out our craniums will melt
and they beam us thought control so we'll believe in Beilefeld

I know it's true 'cause I read it on the Internet
A UFO landed in the White House kitchenette
Bigfoot got out and then he stole a clarinet
He took a coronet and then performed a minuet
I know it's true 'cause I read it on the Internet
Davinci hid a secret code in the alphabet
It's a recipe for an awesome vinaigrette
I know it's true 'cause I read it on the Internet

I know it's true 'cause I read it on the Internet
DB Cooper was a radiated marmoset
He and Jack the Ripper wrote a little novelette
A kitten remake of Romeo and Juliet
I know it's true 'cause I read it on the Internet
Aliens produced a killer videocassette
It makes a tentacle come out of your TV set
I know it's true 'cause I read it on the Internet