Don't blink, don't panic,
Don't feed them after midnight
Don't eat the soylent green
Don't try to hide your zombie bite
Don't investigate the mysterious thud
Don't sign for the Mystery Burger in blood
Don't blink, don't panic
Don't feed them after midnight

So you're stuck in a movie
Today's been a real doozy
There's bad guys looking to deceive
If you want to survive today
Just listen and do what I say,
'cause I've seen things you wouldn't believe

Know your enemy expects you to die
Steal your dad's keys and go back in time
Don't forget the twenty seven-B stroke six
Say "Klaatu Barada Nicto" then,
Try turning it off and back on again
And come with me if you want to live

Don't blink, don't panic,
Don't feed them after midnight
If you're stuck in the TV.
Just walk into the light
Don't be afraid of your powers
When from beneath you, it devours and
Don't blink, don't panic
Don't feed them after midnight

Don't volunteer as tribute
Don't fight in the War Room
Don't trust the guys in the black hoods
Remove the head or destroy the brain
Be the master of your domain
Don't party at a cabin in the woods

Don't soar like a leaf on the wind
Don't read from the book bound in human skin
Get to da choppah! Fly, you fools!
Don't rub bug powder on your lips
Don't throw him the idolm he won't throw you the whip
Search your feelings, you know it to be true

Don't blink, don't panic,
Don't feed them after midnight
Don't wear a red shirt
Don't talk about the club where you go fight
Don't reveal your master plan
Don't stop funding the jaeger program
Don't blink, don't panic,
Don't feed them after midnight

Get Liz back, sort life out
Take car, kill phil, get mom,
Go to the Winchester, have a pint,
and wait for this whole thing to blow over

Don't blink, don't panic,
Don't feed them after midnight
Don't eat the soylent green
Don't try to hide your zombie bite
Don't investigate the mysterious thud
Don't sign for the Mystery Burger in blood
Don't blink, don't panic
Don't feed them after midnight