Destruction For Christmas

from Most Moistest Hits 2021 by Kraken Not Stirred

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It's the night before Christmas
and the snow starts to fall
The food is served and all the presents wrapped
there's a noise in the chimney
then a hole in the wall
My killer robot army has attacked

Bringing gifts of pestilence and war and of cruelty
and of course a partidge in a burning pear tree

Dashing through the brimstone in a sleigh made of pain
With gifts of dysfunction and distrust
Trim the tree with evil, deck the halls with your brains
You're getting destruction for Christmas

People panic and they run around
and scream as they are flayed
Now the robots really go berzerk
It's the feast of Stephen's entrails
And I'm laughing all the way
Hark! The herald angels fall to earth

An advent calendar of poison, stockings filled with rotting skin
All you get for Christmas is your two front teeth kicked in

Dashing through the brimstone in a sleigh made of pain
With gifts of dysfunction and distrust
Trim the tree with evil, deck the halls with your brains
You're getting destruction for Christmas

My orbiting laser cannon
with its destructo beams
helps me to unleash my viscious wrath
Lighting up the sky
in flames of red and white and green
And the burning North Pole beacon lights my path

There will be peace on Earth after you let out your last scream
And when the humans are all dead, I will reign supreme*

Dashing through the brimstone in a sleigh made of pain
With gifts of dysfunction and distrust
Trim the tree with evil, deck the halls with your brains
You're getting destruction for Christmas

*This does not mean I will have tomatoes and sour cream

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from Most Moistest Hits 2021, released January 11, 2022

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