Mellow greetings, citizen. What's your boggle?
Could it be you're livin' in this boondoggle
of a future? This brave new World?
I got here and I nearly hurled
I can't believe it turned out like this
Somebody put me back in the fridge
'cause I'm a corpsicle from '96
and I'm the baddest mother who ever lived
My name is Simpn Phoenix and I'm loaded n' locked
I'm all thawed out and I'm ready to rock
I'm a blast from the past and I'm movin' fast
Gotta kill Edgar Friendly 'cause he's too crass
I spent forty years locked away and froze
But now I know all the security codes
Somebody fed me info while I chilled
And now I'm readdy for a murder death kill
'cause I'm from another century
And there ain't nobody in this year who can stop me
But wait, what am I hearin' over the noise?
I know that familiar voice
Is that John Spartan, can it really be?
I guess they'll let anyone into this century
The sound of my old enemy is music to my ears
I've dreamed of killin' you for forty years
Now I'll use my phaser gun to showe you in glass
Can't believe they defrosted you to lasso my ass

Be well, John Spartan
Be well, John Spartan
When a guy like me has a gun to your head
Be well, John Spartan 'cause you'll soon be dead

Another chance to kill you? Outstanding!
Now resonate some understanding
I'm about to hit you up with some serious action
And I won't make a de-hurtful retraction
You're gonna die, John, yeah you're gonna go down
Looks like there's a new shepherd in town
The past is over, time for something new and improved
It's a matter of tick-tocks until your doom
I'm stronger and I'm faster and I've got more knowledge
From the time I spent in Corpsicle College
You spent your time learin' arts and crafts?
Too bad they didn't teach you how to act
I spent forty years gettin' badder and better
You spent your time learnin' to knit sweaters
Now you can barely fight but you can purl with ease
All I can say to that is, "Knitta, please."
But your feeling of inadequacy will not linger
'cause you inspire joy-joy feeling in my trigger finger
Now enhance your calm while I do this deed
Simon says, "Die." Simon says, "Bleed."

Be well, John Spartan
Be well, John Spartan
When a guy like me has a gun to your head
Be well, John Spartan 'cause you'll soon be dead

What's that fragrance? What's that smell?
Guess you couldn't figure out the three seashells
And you think you're a lady's man, sir
But Miss Congeniality won't do fluid transfer
Lenina Huxley down at the station
Don't understand the Gravity of the situation
She sees a bit of violence and she is amazed
How long has she been on the force for, twenty-eight days?
I hope she's updated her will
Because right now is a time to kill
She can't handle my kind of psychosis
She oughtta give her Two Weeks Notice
Speakin' of people undefendable
Has anybody mentioned you're Expendable?
Are you sad because I'm treatin' you with disrepute?
I guess I'd better stop or your mom will shoot
I don't mind goin' back to my ice bed
'cause it's your movies, not your judgement I dread
Come on, John, there's no need to cry
Simon says "Bleed." Simon says "Die."

Be well, John Spartan
Be well, John Spartan
When a guy like me has a gun to your head
Be well, John Spartan 'cause you'll soon be dead