When I am Galactic Emperor, I will pet all the cats
The word "Emperor" in lights on my official Emperor hat
My sidekick will be a genetically modified bionic ape
I've already got some Empering boots and I'll bet I could rock a cape

I'll get table in any restaurant with no reservation
and Atom and his Package will play at my coronation

When I am Galactic Emperor
I will make friends with all manatees
When I am Galactic Emperor
Pizza won't have calories

When I am Galactic Emperor
I'll need a planet just to store my guitars
When I am Galactic Emperor
I promise everybody gets a Doctor Who scarf

When I am Galactic Emperor I'll emper the land and sea
I'll emper the sky and outer space and you can co-emper with me
I'll have my own private book store floating way up in the sky
And maybe I'll finally have some time to catch up on my to-read pile

I will name every planet after all of my favourite bands
Move to MSI, visit High Heels Lo Fi, and vacation on Man... or Astro Man?

When I am Galactic Emperor
I will make friends with all manatees
When I am Galactic Emperor
Pizza won't have calories

When I am Galactic Emperor
I'll need a planet just to store my guitars
When I am Galactic Emperor
I promise everybody gets a Doctor Who scarf

I'll increase science education and build a bunch of libraries
I'll dig a tunnel to Australia so I can visit Meri
I'll abuse my power and the streets will run red with the blood of my enemies
Wait, no, I didn't say that. Hey, everybody, have a free puppy


When I am Galactic Emperor
I will sleep as late as I want
When I am Galactic Emperor
I will start an all-chocolate restaurant

When I am Galactic Emperor
I will name all kittens Percival
When I am Galactic Emperor
I promise your death will be swift and merciful