Extinct Marine arachnomorph arthopods
Fourished in the paloezoic along with brachiopods
One of the earliest fossilized exoskeletons
over 17000 different types of specimens
Stratigraphic markers of the cambrian
made of the cephalon, thorax, and pygidium (pie-GID-ee-um)
They were filter-feeders who ate plankton all day
they faked the moon landing, then they went anyway
Trilobites are awesome!
They won the first season of Fear Factor
When they ate nine cavemen and four nuclear reactors
They caused a massive worlwide disaster
when they regurgitated it all in the form protactors
They get Final Jeopardy right 90% of the time
They drink their tequila without any lime
They reach the Donkey Kong kill screen on only one man
They hatched an ancient diabolical plan
Trilobites are awesome!
They control international politics
They invented time travel and cheese sticks
They didn't go extinct, they just got in their ships
And went on an intergalactic trip
They'll return one day during an eclipse
And squeeze us all with their death grips
They will feed us all our own lips
And usher in the Trilobite apocalypse
