My first album, originally available only on cassette and download. But now on CD!
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lyrics
I had myself a really crappy day
Tomorrow may be better, but I doubt it
I'm in a bad, terrible, awful mood
But I know one thing I can do about it
I wanna feel better and I know how
Internet don't fail me now
Take a break from your lastest outrage
And post some kitties on your page
Today sucked. Show me cats
I wanna give them all of the pats
I need some kitties and I need them stat
Today sucked so show me some cats
Today sucked. Show me cats
A tabby in a bowler hat
In chain mail, ready for combat
Today sucked so show me some cats
I wanna see thier whiskery noses
And I love their little bean-shaped toeses
Read me Commander Data's Ode to Spot
Looks like we've gotta stay late to catch the red dot
Some are big and some are littler
Some look an awful lot like Hitler
Some play Scrabble and some, Mahjong
And longcat is very long
Today sucked. Show me cats
I wanna give them all of the pats
I need some kitties and I need them stat
Today sucked so show me some cats
Today sucked. Show me cats
I wanna beat the people with a baseball bat
They're all a bunch of stupid asshats
Today sucked so show me some cats
The one who made me a cookie but eated it
The one who wants belly rubs but only exactly three
The Cat from Red Dwarf, who makes everything his
And the Tuna Disposal cat, who totally tricked me
There's a whole lot of cats modeling Christmas sweaters
And the less said about ceiling cat the better
Today sucked. Show me cats
I wanna give them all of the pats
I need some kitties and I need them stat
Today sucked so show me some cats
Today sucked, Show me cats
I'll even take guinea pigs or rats
Even one of those creepy fruit bats
Today sucked so show me some cats
Today sucked, Show me cats
Grumpy or business or chemistry cat
That's right, I just rhymed cats with cat
Today sucked so show me some cats
