Woke up this morning
Hadda go to work
Talked to a bunch of people
treated me like a jerk
'cause they got broken computers
they dunno how to fix
so they call me up
and they scream and they whine and they bitch
I got the blues
The tech support blues
I got the brown cubicle downtown
The tech support blues
They think a computer virus
Is something they can catch
They think they got an iPad
but they got an etch-a-sketch
These people get confused
by a speak-n-spell
I'll bet they still got VCRs
And the clocks are blinkin' twelve
I got the blues
The tech support blues
I got the regret of the 'net in my headset
The tech support blues
They can't explain their problems
Can't read me the error
I think the real problem exists
Between the keyboard and the chair
So I get drunk with my co-workers
Every Friday at ten
Maybe if we drink enough
We'll be on the same level as them
We got the blues
The tech support blues
We dwell in hell then kill off our brain cells
'cause of the tech support blues
credits
from Slithery When Wet,
released February 20, 2015
Music and Lyrics by Mike Bryant
