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Robots are Superior

from Robots vs Monsters by Kraken Not Stirred

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lyrics

Robots are superior
Monsters are inferior
We have metal exteriors
You have squishy interiors

Monsters are covered in wretched slime
Robots march in perfect time
Robots are superior

You can be stopped with magic charms
We have laser guns for arms
Monsters are inferior

We can download new updates
That let us throw grenades
Robots are superior

We will kill more humans than you
And keep some in our human zoo
Monsters are inferior

Robots are superior
Monsters are inferior
We have metal exteriors
You have squishy interiors

We are the Monsters, our songs are better
You can be stopped by a logic error
When we kill humans, we make them deader
We are the Monsters, our songs are better

Error! Error! Something is wrong!
How did you get into our song?

Oh, I guess we forgot to mention
You haven't updated your virus protection
Then we sent you that e-vite
About killing all the humans tonight
I guess you're not quite so adroit
'cause you opened it up and it ran an exploit
Our kung fu is the best and yours is whack
Yeah, suckas! You been hacked

It is illogical of you to trash talk when
You are messing with forces beyond your ken

Whatcha gonna do, you piles of rust?
You gonna sing "Daisy Daisy" at us?

Stop bringing that up, you know it is not right
I wish I had never brought that to our movie night
All you have proved is you are stupider
You cannot discern between a robot and computer

OK, Brainiac Let's not dilly dalley.
Go back to your home in Uncanny Valley

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from Robots vs Monsters, released November 4, 2017

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Nerd Rock created by a monstrous sea creature and beamed into the head of its pathetic human minion.

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