Retweeted By A Minor Celebrity

from Most Moistest Hits 2019 by Kraken Not Stirred

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I woke up this morning
And looked at the interwebs
I couldn’t believe what I saw
I nearly went off my head

A semi-famous person
Saw a thing that had typed
And decided it was worthy
To click that little like

He must have said “This guy’s the man.”
And retweeted it for his thousands of fans

I got Retweeted by a minor celebrity
I wonder what this new fame will do to me
I’m kind of a big deal now
So give me M&Ms with the brown picked out
and prepare a deli tray for me
I got retweeted by a minor celebrity

Now the money and the sponsorships
should start rolling in any day
Because I rode his coattails
on my way to Internet fame

And when I’m rollin’ with my celebrity crew
I’ll forget that I ever knew the likes of you

I’ll have to hire some private security
To chase away all of the paparazzi
And all the women skulking around in my garden
Well, OK, maybe we can let a few of them in

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from Most Moistest Hits 2019, released December 30, 2019

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