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Bonus track only available with cassette.

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I remember the first time I saw you
Staring back at me from the screen of my phone
I was taken when saw your smiley face
and didn't feel so all alone

Between the alien head and the fire
All I could say was OMG
And you're uncomfortably close to the tongue
'cause you're the poop headed emoji

Poop emoji, poop emoji, poop emoji
Poop emoji, poop emoji, poop emoji
You look so happy, look so happy, look so happy
Poop emoji, poop emoji, poop emoji

I know you are only made of zeros and ones
And I'm just glad that I can see but not smell you
Because although you always look so friendly
The fact remains that you are a big ol' pile of poo

I wouldn't kiss you even if I
was a full-time mouthwash gurgler
And if anyone steals my phone
I can call them a turd burglar

Poop emoji, poop emoji, poop emoji
Poop emoji, poop emoji, poop emoji
I say OMG, say OMG, say OMG!
Poop emoji, poop emoji, poop emoji
Brown and squooshy, brown and squooshy, brown and squooshy,
You should get to know me, get to know me, get to know me
You pile of feces, pile of feces, pile of feces
Poop emoji, poop emoji, poop emoji
I love you, poop emoji

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from Mixtape (Deluxe Edition), released April 24, 2016

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Kraken Not Stirred Toronto, Ontario

Nerd Rock created by a monstrous sea creature and beamed into the head of its pathetic human minion.

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