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Pogo Zombie is a Jerk

from Mixtape by Kraken Not Stirred

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A little ditty about that obnoxious, bouncy, little jerk from Plants vs Zombies.

lyrics

Pogo Zombie is a jerk
Pogo Zombie is a jerk
I hate his little undead smirk
Pogo Zombie is a jerk
Bouncin' around like a berk
Puttin' magnet shroom to work
Pogo Zombie is a jerk

Football Zombie is a knob
Football Zombie is a knob
Gardening is a tough job
and Football Zombie is a knob
He eats my corn cobs
And the melons that I lob
Football Zombie is a knob

Dancing Zombie is a dink
Dancing Zombie is a dink
And his backup dancers stink
Dancing Zombie is a dink
How do the undead dance in synch?
Disco sends me to the brink
Dancing Zombie is a dink

Bungee Zombie is a goof
Bungee Zombie is a goof
How did he get up on my roof?
Bungee Zombie is a goof
Pulling plants out by the roots
Hope he likes my chomper's tooth
Bungee Zombie is a goof

Gargantuar is a pain
Gargantuar is a pain
His little imp drives me insane
Gargantuar is a pain
My cherry bomb shows my disdain
No, you cannot eat my brain
Gargantuar is a pain

I hate Dr. Zomboss, too
I hate Dr. Zomboss, too
And his stupid giant shoe
I hate Dr. Zomboss, too
The balls of fire that he spews
Throwing camper vans at you
I hate Dr. Zomboss, too

(I mean, seriously. Who throws a camper van?)

Pogo Zombie is a jerk
Pogo Zombie is a jerk
I hate his little undead smirk
Pogo Zombie is a jerk
Bouncin' around like a berk
Puttin' magnet shroom to work
Pogo Zombie is a jerk

Pogo Zombie is a jerk!
Pogo Zombie is a jerk!
Pogo Zombie is a jerk!
Pogo Zombie is a jerk!
Pogo Zombie is a jerk!
Pogo Zombie is a jerk!
Pogo Zombie is a jerk!

credits

from Mixtape, released May 7, 2016
Backing vocals by:
Meri Amber, Taavi Burns, Jeff Cottrill, Errol Elumir, Astrid Fauchon, Cynthia Gould, Chris Horne, Angela Keeley, Sebastien L'Arrivee, Doug Lea, Kari Maaren, Pelayo Matute, Kirsten Nelson, Scworm, Tessa Stone, Larry Varvarici, Mandy Wells, the Professor and Mary Anne.

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Kraken Not Stirred Toronto, Ontario

Nerd Rock created by a monstrous sea creature and beamed into the head of its pathetic human minion.

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