Now You're Just an NPC

from Most Moistest Hits 2019 by Kraken Not Stirred

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I remember when you were in my party
And you worked your magic on me
Your charisma was 18
I thought I'd rolled a natural 20
My heart was low on hit points when we met

I remember when we used to have adventures
And I dropped my heart's armour for you
Then you met a powerful warlock
And you disappeared like a blink dog
You rolled a 10 for initiative when you left

You had your friends collect your loot
Your book of spells and your eyes of doom
And your ring of invisibility
It's like you cast Modify Memory spell
And I'm already forgetting your face, oh well
I guess now you're just an NPC
Now you're just an NPC

I remember when we slayed so many dragons
We gained xp and leveled up together
We fought mind flayers and neo-otyughs
Now my heart's a gelatinous cube
And I'm lost in the lands beyond the keep

I remember when you used to be my everything
Now you seem to think this is some kind of game
You won't even play that role
You won't touch me with a 10-foot pole
So I'm drowning my sorrows in a flagon of mead

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from Most Moistest Hits 2019, released December 30, 2019

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