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Three songs about Robots!
Three songs about Monsters!
Electronica! Metal!
Robot / Monster rap battles!
Awesomeness!
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Double-sided cover sleeve with art by Peter Chiykowski of Rock, Paper Cynic.
All songs written, recorded, engineered, produced, and performed by Mike Bryant, under orders from The Mighty Kraken.
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1 "Robots vs Monsters 3-button set
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lyrics
MONSTERS
Forget the robots, We're coming straight from your nightmares
We're gonna make your neck back hairs stand up
'Cause we are so terryifying
When we show up, all the humans will be dying
Robots think they're scary but what can they do?
They're nothin' but wires and tubes
When monsters go on the warpath
It's gonna end up in a bloodbath
When Robots come out for the slaughter
They can all be stopped with a little bit of water
It ends up a total disaster
All they do is shut down trash compactors
Never mind the Robots
Never mind the Robots
It just takes a bit of rain
To bring them the pain
Never mind the Robots
Hey, there robots, what's up?
Can you install an app that makes you not suck?
You're just a bunch of metal buffoons
You're a bigger failure than the Zune
ROBOTS
When it comes to scaring humans, you are quite wanting
If you did any less they would call it haunting.
MONSTERS
Robots? What? What's goin' on?
You already had your song
ROBOTS
We hacked into the studio room
To improve your lacking tune
MONSTERS
Improve it with what? An electronic drone?
You're all completely monotone
It's like you're made of fail.
What were you programmed in, Ruby on Rails?
Nah, you're probably PHP
I've seen better programming on MTV
Never mind the Robots
Never mind the Robots
All we gotta do is wait two weeks
And you'll be obsolete
Never mind the Robots
MagnetsL How do they work?
Pretty good to make robots look like jerks
Your daddy is a tube and your mom's a transistor
Last night I couldn't resist her
ROBOTS
You call that trash talk? If we had emotions
It would set our pity circuits in motion
MONSTERS
Laugh now, if you can, 'cause I'm gonna do to you
What Captain Kirk did you Nomad/Tan-Ru
"The following statement is true.
The preceding statement is false."
Now we'll just sit back and laugh at you
While that logic puzzle causes a segfault
ROBOTS
That is quite clever, or so it would seem
But you messed up your rhyme sceme
MONSTERS
Like we care, you useless lump of tin
The best part of you is the box you came in
Never mind the Robots
Never mind the Robots
You're gonna suffer a total defeat
When we hit control/alt/delete
Never mind the Robots
KRAKEN
OK, you two, now I've awakened
Robots and Monsters
Oh, wow, it's the Mighty Kraken!
Kraken
Yes, that's right, it's me
I've come from beneath the sea
Your endless bickering is making me annoyed
So I've risen from my watery void
If you don't behave and listen to me,
I'll take us all home! No ice cream!
You've forgotten our common goal
We must work together to destroy our foe
Monsters
The Kraken is right, we are disgraced!
Robots
We forgot about the human race
Monsters
It's time for a team-up, metal and meat
Robots
The humans will soon learn defeat
Monsters and Robots
They will scream, cry, and despair
Kraken
OK, everybody, be brutal out there
Robots
10 Kill all humans!
20 Go to 10
Monsters
We'll kill all humans!
Then kill them again!
Monsters, Robots, and Kraken
10 Kill all humans
20 go to 10
We'll kill all humans
Then kill them again
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