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I get home from the con and I crash through the door
I could fall down here on the hallway floor
I just spent three whole days socializin'
playin' my guitar, meeting people, vocalizin'

Now I'm gonna fall into the man-eating sofa
And lapse into a seventeen-day long coma
This is the life of the Kraken's bard
And now I'm gonna nap...

I'm gonna nap hard
I gotta recharge
The sofa is a siren I succumb to it's charms
I'm full of melatonin and I feel the letharge
While the TV's showin' Jean Luc Picard
I'm gonna nap hard
Won't even set an alarm
I'm crushin' my own arm and I don't give a darn
about the harm, disregard because sleep's in the cards
I am no longer in charge
I'm gonna nap hard

I will lay very still no sir I will not stir
My feet under the blanket to elude
all the monsters
Even a kiss from a handsome prince won't wake me up
Gonna sleep like the end of the Army of Darkness Director's Cut

I'm gonna hibernate 'cause 40 winks ain't enough
Even Rip Van Winkle thinks this is a bit much
Gonna crash until the moon falls outta the sky
Yo, Sandman, tell Neil I said hi.

Let me sleep until the foul smell makes you wretch
And the pillow lines on my face look like an Escher sketch
Leave me alone 'cause I'm a sleepy rock star
And now I'm gonna nap...

I'm gonna nap hard
I gotta recharge
The sofa is a siren I succumb to it's charms
I'm full of melatonin and I feel the letharge
While the TV's showin' Jean Luc Picard
I'm gonna nap hard
Won't even set an alarm
I'm crushin' my own arm and I don't give a darn
about the harm. Disregard because sleep's in the cards
Now chill out while I play my guitar

On my anterolateral
My left arm is collateral
It's matter of radical incompatible unnatural impractical
It's laughable because it's unattachable
The battle's too much hassle and I'm fragile and I'm addled from the razzle and the dazzle I'm about to unravel so I'll lay under this flannel and I'll snore like a blender full of shrapnel

Just roll me to my contra-lateral

I'm gonna nap hard
I gotta recharge
The sofa is a siren I succumb to it's charms
I'm full of melatonin and I feel the letharge
While the TV's showin' Jean Luc Picard
I'm gonna nap hard
Won't even set an alarm
I'm crushin' my own arm and I don't give a darn
about the harm, disregard because sleep's in the cards
I am no longer in charge
I'm gonna nap hard

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from Most Moistest Hits 2019, released December 30, 2019

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Nerd Rock created by a monstrous sea creature and beamed into the head of its pathetic human minion.

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