from
Most Moistest Hits 2019,
released December 30, 2019
My shoulderbag smells like BO
I filled it with my old stage clothes
Then dropped it in a corner
Three weeks ago
Now my shoulderbag smells like BO
Well, playin’ in a band is kinda great
Stayin’ up all night and sleepin’ late
Goin’ to all kinds of places
And rockin’ all kindsa faces
But there’s one thing about it that I hate
Playin’ a rock show is a workout
Jumpin’ all around while I scream an’ shout
Plus haulin’ around my rig
Makes me sweat like a pig
Anybody downwind best look out
Then all my gear gets crammed into a van
And I change my clothes in the club’s can
To cut down on the stink
I wash my pits in the sink
So I don’t smell too much like a caveman
My shoulderbag smells like BO
I filled it with my old stage clothes
Then dropped it in a corner
Three weeks ago
Now my shoulderbag smells like BO
(Rap break)
Sittin’ in the van, malodorous
Enough to make my band onerous
I'm not sure if that is my feet or
pits are givin' off the funky fetor
You’d think I’d feel at least a little bit of shame
But I know that they stink just the same
All I wanna do is play some tunes
But I'm givin' off visible miasmic fumes
If I were out in public I’d be all alone
‘Cause this reek is not fit for Post Malone
My pits smell just like rotten meat
Smeared all over Pig Pen’s feet
It's enough to make a zombie's nostril's clench
Worse than Grand Moff Tarkin's foul stench
It's bad enough to gag a mortician
This is glamourous life of a musician
My shoulderbag smells like BO
I filled it with my old stage clothes
Then dropped it in a corner
Three weeks ago
Now my shoulderbag smells like BO