Jimmy the Halloween Velociraptor
Cloned and raised in a government facility
Jimmy always felt strange
But then his whole life was changed
When he saw some Halloween stuff on TV

Jimmy the Halloween Velociraptor
Wanted to be a princess for a day
He wanted some merriment
Not to be an experiment
So he decided then and there to run away

Jimmy the Halloween Velociraptor
Wanted to dress up and get some free candy
So he bent the bars
And ate up the guards
He then smashed down the walls and he was free

Jimmy the Halloween Velociraptor
Made his first stop the local costume store
He got a poofy pink dress
and a tiara to impress
Then he ate the staff and smashed his way out the door

Jimmy the Halloween Velociraptor
Went out trick-or-treating, door to door
He loved to be seen
And hearing the people scream
Before they fell down, passed out on the floor

Jimmy the Halloween Velociraptor
Ate up all the candy he could chew
He had a good time except
He was unclear on the concept
And Jimmy ate up all the children, too

Jimmy the Halloween Velociraptor
Soon got the attention of the cops
They had him surrounded
And Jimmy was confounded
When they fired off a couple of warning shots

Jimmy the Halloween Velociraptor
Ate the cops and tore out all their hearts
Then he bit off their noses
and chewed on all their toeses
And then he hung out and played with their cars

Jimmy the Halloween Velociraptor
Suddenly grew really big and tall and high and
He was very surprised
Two hundred times his size
When he ate a radioactive Andre the Giant

Jimmy the Halloween Velociraptor
Terrorized the entire town
Because he ate the coppers
They called in the choppers
And jet planes but he just swatted them down

Jimmy the Halloween Velociraptor
Was having so much fun he was really psyched
He said "Oh hey, thanks."
And at up all the tanks
So the government called in a nuclear strike

Jimmy the Halloween Velociraptor
Turned out to be immune to atomic bombs
The army thought the whole city
Would be an acceptable casualty
Well, it turns out they were pretty wrong

Jimmy the Halloween Velociraptor
Had trick-or-treated the whole word really soon
But soon his intentions
Brought about attention
From the robots on the far side of the moon

Jimmy the Halloween Velociraptor
Lounged around and ate humans all day
The Earth did soon grow hot
Because the Moon Robots
Blew it up with their disintegrator ray

Jimmy the Halloween Velociraptor
Floated frozen solid in the void
He could no longer function
Due to the Earth's destruction
But the moon robots were no longer annoyed

Jimmy the Halloween Velociraptor
Floated around for millions of years of time
Until some aliens
Who looked like geraniums
Took him home to study and revive

Jimmy the Halloween Velociraptor
Woke up in a medical facility
On an alien planet
That smelled like a pomengranite
He broke down the door and went for more trick-or-treat

Jimmy the Halloween Velociraptor
Ate all the kids under the red sunshine
Then the moon robots had to
Blow up that planet, too
It was the best Halloween of all time
It was the best Halloween of all time