You've got 18 charisma
And you've got a thing for bards
You don't need graph paper to map
the way into my heart

Perhaps you used a potion
Or perhaps you cast a spell
I kissed your magic mouth And then
into your trap I fell

My wisdom's barely high enough to know
that I should never ever let you go

I rolled a 20 when I met you
For once the die came through
Your awesomeness is at least a +2
I rolled a 20 when I met you
I love the magic that you do
I rolled a 20 when I met you

You cast Charm Person on me
But you didn't even know
That I had no intention of
winning the saving throw

You're quite a character and
you are prettier than a nymph
I hope tonight I roll myself
a successful to-hit

My wisdom's barely high enough to know
that I should never ever let you go

I rolled a 20 when I met you
For once the die came through
Your awesomeness is at least a +2
I rolled a 20 when I met you
I love the magic that you do
I rolled a 20 when I met you

You say you look like a sea hag
and you feel like an ogre
But beauty's in the many floating
eyes of the beholder

I know your strength is 18
And I know you're very tough
But you'll need a bag of holding if
you wanna contain love

I rolled a 20 when I met you
For once the die came through
Your awesomeness is at least a +2
I rolled a 20 when I met you
I love the magic that you do
I rolled a 20 when I met you
I rolled a 20
A 15 would have been plenty
But I rolled a 20 when I met you.