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Frak You, Smeghead

from Most Moistest Hits 2020 by Kraken Not Stirred

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Listen up, jagweeds
I need you to grok
You're so unhip it's a wonder
your bums don't fall off

What is your childhood trauma?
What is your major malfunction?
Eat any good books lately
You pointy-eared hobgoblin?

Farathoom Fangbanger Shazbot
TANJ it, poodoo Felgercarb Drokk
Grozit toaster mik'ta petaQ
You gorram poozer mutie Skinjob

Frak you, Smeghead!
I'm not questioning your honour, I'm denying its existence
Frak you, Smeghead!
Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
Frak you, Smeghead!
Smurfing karabast frelling mudblood Belgium
Frak you, Smeghead!
Get your paws off me, you damn, dirty apes!

Laugh it up, fuzzball
now you're Bantha fodder
scruffy-looking nerf-herder
Ugly sack of mostly water

I don't know where you get
your delusions, laser brain
Somebody get this walking
carpet out of my way

Farathoom Fangbanger Shazbot
TANJ it, poodoo Felgercarb Drokk
Grozit toaster mik'ta petaQ
You gorram poozer mutie Skinjob

Frak you, Smeghead!
I'm not questioning your honour, I'm denying it's existence
Frak you, Smeghead!
Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
Frak you, Smeghead!
Smurfing karabast frelling mudblood Belgium
Frak you, Smeghead!
Get your paws off me, you damn, dirty apes!

Slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler
I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time

Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!
Come and get one in the yarbles if you've got any yarbles
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries

Frak you, Smeghead!
I'm not questioning your honour, I'm denying it's existence
Frak you, Smeghead!
Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
Frak you, Smeghead!
Smurfing karabast frelling mudblood Belgium
Frak you, Smeghead!
Get your paws off me, you damn, dirty apes!

Ni!

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from Most Moistest Hits 2020, released January 8, 2021

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