I remember Nakitomi Plaza
That Christmas Eve
When you fought some terrorists
and foiled their building seige

When professor Snape showed up with
Machine Gun Ghenghis Khan
And the Maestro from the Money Pit
That's when it all went wrong

Crawling around through the air vents
That Christmas Eve was so intense

Dear Die Hard
You're the coolest movie dude
Dear Die Hard
Especially that guy was on the roof
This holiday, let's have a blast
Come out to the coast, we'll have a few laughs
Dear Die Hard
It isn't Christmas without you

You stole a bag full of explosives
From the terrorists
And you gave a gun to Snape
Without any bullets

You dropped a corpse off of the tower
Onto a cop car
and then Ghengis Khan stole a
delicious chocolate bar

Welcome to the party, pal, let's go
Now I have a machine gun, Ho Ho Ho

Dear Die Hard
You're the coolest movie dude
Dear Die Hard
Especially that guy was on the roof
This holiday, let's have a blast
P. S. Do you know Mad Max?
Dear Die Hard
It isn't Christmas without you

You're kicking ass and fighting crime
You'll have to die even harder next time

Dear Die Hard
You're the coolest movie dude
Dear Die Hard
Especially that guy was on the roof
I hope that Santa brings me armour
Yippie-Ki-Yay, melon farmer
Dear Die Hard
It isn't Christmas without you