He's a shark
with wheels and hands
he can push his wheels to roll across the lands
he don't wear hats
and he don't wear pants
Because he is a shark with wheels and hands
Ain't nobody knows where he came from
created by a mad scientist, they say.
Or a highly improbable turn of evolution
but if you hear him rollin' best get out of the way
'cause he's a shark
with wheels and hands
he'll roll up to you and bite you on the glans
He'll roll through Spain
and he'll roll through France
Because he is a shark with wheels and hands
He's a shark
with wheels and hands
Look out if he comes at you with a lance
Well, he don't drive
and he don't dance
Because he is a shark with wheels and hands.
credits
from Slithery When Wet,
released February 20, 2015
Music and Lyrics by Mike Bryant
